Monday, February 28, 2011

TKMGK best of chapter one


As chapter one comes to a conclusion, I have compiled four of my favorite panels in fantabulous techno-colour.

Saturday, February 26, 2011

SketchBLAARGH: The Maul

Aptly named, slightly heavy yet balanced, half sledge-half axe. In case of a zombie attack you will find it in my garage storage closet, top shelf, next to the framing hammer and nail gun.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Snowman

Here's some animation I just finished that shows a figure building a snowman. The model is 'Goon' by Sean Burgoon.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Fake NBA Mascots Who Should Never Dunk 02/17/11


Just saw "I am number 4". Good movie, I'd recommend it. It had a few cheesy parts, like the flashlight hands and the bad aliens had frankenstein feet, other than that it was great, fast paced and even made jump a few times. I'm glad I saw this one in theaters. I also saw Gnomeo and Juliet with my daughter. My daughter kind of liked, but personally I thought it was hard to sit through. Romeo and Juliet played by Gnomes, just a bad concept and bad movie.

Go Cart Dactyl

Birdemic Trailer

Bad Tuesday Humor

I hate rudy bday party




Location
Philbrook Underground Life Drawing Room, Philbrook

Created By

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for my bday
and while we are there
my bday wish
is for you
and me
...to draw
the nude model in her poses
but as a ninja turtle
every drawing
thats my idea for a bday party

life drawing ninja turtle bday party
thats the real name and purpose of the birthday party.
not really for the rudy haters.

it costs ten dollars.

the code is this please.
don't laugh at the model or talk to her or make comments about her body, please, she's a naked human being with feelings, and what we'll be doing will not be funny to her if she doesn't know what we are up to, so we have to be smooth criminals. this is tricky, because we'll be drawing her as a ninja turtle which could be taken rudely if you can't control your gleeful emotions while drawing a naked woman and a ninja turtle at the same time.

on the one hand i'm bound to a code of life drawing ethics, and on the other hand i'm going to be drawing a nude female human being with feelings as a ninja turtle and encouraging my friends to do the same thing in silent glee because i somehow feel entitled to do something beautiful with my friends for my birthday.

this event may violate every principle i ever learned in life drawing class, i'm aware of that.
unless of course she's in on it.

and she is of course, invited.

but i'm pretty sure this event will have a grand total of two people show up to it tops, so i'm not too worried we'll get out of control or become banned from life drawing at the philbrook.

the fewer the people the cooler and more clandestine it'll be, but the more people who go, my my, that would be beautiful too.

and who cares if you can't draw. the best drawings are made by fuckers who cannot draw.

i expect my closest friends to attend. you are invited.

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Bear Hat

Bring the Monkey

Sunday is international Bring Your Monkey to the Internet Day!

Here's mine:




























You can check out Gabe's Monkeysundae at the MonkeybunnyĆ¼berblog - where every day is Monkey Sunday!

But seriously, awesome splash from Gabe this week.

batman sketches and jfk head

Ninja


"Strike hard, and fade away... into the night..."

Friday, February 18, 2011

The Funniest Scenes From Black Dynamite

Warrior Bunny

SketchBLAARGH: Odd Kredenza

Grifter vs. Gambit

11x17 Microns, Ink Wash.

I have to say that these are some of the coolest looking superheroes.  At least in my opinion, so it was fun to finally draw them together.

I did this piece for Penciljack.com's PUMMEL competition.  It is a monthly contest where two artist go head to head on the same subject matter.  The rest of the site votes for their favorites and the winner moves up the ranks.  I just started but it seems like a great way to push your envelope.  I suggest you try it if you are looking for a way to get better and get outside of your comfort zone.

First you get placed into a rank division.  Light, middle, light heavy, heavy.  I got light heavy.  Everyone on the site votes on 3 pieces of your work.  Then monthly you 'fight' against the person near your rank in your division on the higher rank's selected topic.

Here's the link

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Best kickstarter project ever!

PF Fifty



Panda Force turned 50 today... well in pages, not years-- OF COURSE.
Drop by the site and check it out.
Or not.
Whatevs.
http://pandaforcecomic.com

comic books are stupid

comic books are pure trash, they are retarded. writing doesn't get any worse than comic books, art is almost never trashier than comic books. maybe some drawing somewhere like above a glory hole on the berlin wall is more trashy. but i'm not allowed in east berlin so the closest thing to the beauty of such glory hole graffiti is comic books. they don't even make sense, they are so stupid i love them.

they made me the undeducated idiot that i am. instead of taking chemistry in both high school and college, i read comic books. consequently, everything i ever learned i learned from comic books.

this doesn't help me in life. i think i'm a super villain. i believe in superman. comic books ruined my life.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

STEALING IS GOOD

ive been doing some philosophy lately, and i'm pretty sure stealing is barely wrong. stealing from your friend is shitty, but forgiveable. stealing from your enemies is agressive, but wrong? that is as wrong as it gets. stealing at its most pure is an act of desperation, survival. its never wrong to steal food. its not wrong to steal a coat from a closet full of coats. not if yer cold. stealing can even make you a hero. like robin hood. be honest, its the stealing from the rich part that made him a hero, even if he didn't really share with the poor. i dunno, man, some people think stealing justifies killing, but for those people stealing is worse than killing. people who believe that are damned. people with guns are damned. it takes a simple fucking mind to give a shit about stealing. stranger robs me its no big deal. took my coat? thats okay, maybe they were cold. steals my sandwhich? maybe they were hungry. steal my fucking books? thats okay, i can share my knowledge, i stole it from that book too. steals my paintings? thats okay, the only thing that gives them value is how much an art thief wants to steal them. steals my money? fuck money. you can steal from me if you are my brother. and yer all my brothers lets be honest. even my sisters are my brothers. and you can't steal from a corporation like walmart or the waltons without being robin hood. whats robin hood? robin hood is a hero. it should be illegal not to steal from the rich.have you ever stolen a bag full of baseball bats from a dugout and ran? tell me its no thrill. that shit is fun. now look, you are my friends, i'm not going to steal from you. but if you make hotdogs and i'm hungry i'm gonna snatch a fuckin hot dog, even without your permission. and yer gonna be allright with that, because you can't steal food. and if you catch me drinking from your hose you better not be mad at me neither. or mad at anybody for stealing from you. show some compassion, show some morals and show some grace when somebody steals from you. especially if it was a well planned heist. you think stealing your shit like a thief in the night was easy? no, its alot of pressure, its risky, and its hard, honest work. the thief deserved your stuff more than you did for pulling off that heist. grow a fucking brain. stealing isn't bad, its good.

RANDO

Washing My Hedgehog

The Adventures of Mean Cat

George Kredenza

Friday, February 11, 2011

SketchBLAARGH: Thunder Bats

"Holy (insert thunder bat cliche here)"

Ein Beer!


This is a character from Luc Herbot's 72 Demons which sadly isn't online anymore. But not so sadly, because now Luc is drawing TKMGK. There may even be 73 Demons in this one.

I HATE RUDY STICKER

BIGFOOT PLATE!


I made painted this plate up for my good friend and Bigfoot enthusiast Timothy Stefko. You can check out his blog at http://timothy-stefko.blogspot.com/ if you so desire

FIddy in da Hizzy


























I'm swiping Frank Miller again. Can't seem to help it.

Anywho, anybody remember The Hammer? Well, now you can reminisce with Calvin School's old pal Buck Fiddy for storytime and Hamtown history every Wednesday for the next few weeks.

Only on the MonkeybunnyĆ¼berblog!

Thursday, February 10, 2011

SketchBLAARGH: Snake Eyes

NINJA, no joke son

JFK BABIES 2

Squid Sticker


So I worked as a sign maker assistant for about a month this summer before I got a full time job. Most of the job required working with vinyl - of which I rescued some choice scraps we were going to throw out and have been making painted stickers out of them. Here's the best of them so far... The majestic squid!