Author's Bio Photo

The three idiots who created Eagleburger. Me on the far left, Rudy Dean as Elvis Presley, and Jef Stout on the far right. Curiously, this also coincides with our political leanings.

The Eagle Has Landed!

Eagleburger launches now! Huge thanks go to Walter Ostlie for helping me get the website together. The first 20 pages are up. We'll be posting a page a day till the end. Hope you enjoy!!!

EAGLEBURGER

"When one shadow government isn't enough, and two shadow governments are no better than what the Soviets still have, you need the world of Eagleburger." 

"Because sometimes you need to be a double agent in order to stop the double agency."

Just updating the updates here.  EAGLEBURGER, a 120 page full color graphic novel, created by Rudy Dean, Jef Stout, and Gabe Ostley is now finished. These intrepid explorers are currently on the hunt for publishers. They are also eyeing oddkredenzas.com with a lustful hunger in their minds. Perhaps soon they shall start the show there. Anticipate. Eagerly. Because it's about to get REAL. To Be Continued...

Eagleburger Finito

Moments ago I just added the final inks to the last of the Eagleburger pages. The ship has sailed, this bird has flown. When Rudy and Jef and I began talking about this little ditty it was September 11, 2011. Almost exactly a year ago, and 10 years since 911. Strange timing swirling in these mists. But it feels like the right time to release something that feels like 'Evil Dead 2 in Area 51 starring the Muppets and written by Hunter S. Thompson and William S. Burroughs.' As we stare in the sights of Dec 21, 2012 and the end of the world, it'll be good to read something like this as the volcanoes explode and John Cusack flies by. Laughing maniacally. Dang him. But yeah, Eagleburger. What happens now? Well, I dunno to be honest. This year my mantra has just been to stick nose to grindstone and rarely come up for air. I didn't even give myself much time to think: What happens when you finish? So what now? What now? Well...after working with Sam Little and his Kung Fu Monkeyface for a couple of years, it seems like the right thing to do is to start uploading Eagleburger as a webcomic. Although I yearn for a print copy in my greasy hands, it seems like all the good stuff starts life as free webcomics. So with that in mind we'd like to ask that you keep your eyes on oddkredenzas.com. There's a counter on there right now- though it's not correct. But I imagine sometime in September we'll begin unloading this madness. It should be a fun ride and I hope you'll join us as we follow a young CIA agent named Dale Eagleburger stumble and fall deeply into every US conspiracy since Roswell. To be continued...

Love Your Spaceworm

Love your spaceworm...but not too much.

Post Production It Up!

Whoo-ha! Had to nose to the grindstone it there for awhile to catch up on Eagleburger work. But things are looking good now. I hit upon the right color scheme- a blast of punchy primary colors, with muted tones for the flashbacks- and am now midway through the coloring and lettering on Chapter #2. With luck we’ll be able to wrap up the whole book by September. Me hopes!

World Ends Tonight Bitches #2

Jack Parsons

“There’s danger on the edge of town…”

Color test

Listen all y'all this is just a test

Faceoff

This is from Chapter 3, page 11...

Mr. Eagleburger Goes to Court

Eagleburger Theme Music

Handler

(From Chapter 2- Page 20) “Congratulations, son. Yer now an agent of Majestic 12. Your codename is Deep Throat.” -Handler (Oppenheimer)

Deep Throat to the Rescue!

JFK Headwound

In part 4 of Eagleburger JFK takes the witness stand and...well...this happens.

Bald Eagle Burger

(From #4- script by Rudy Dean.) In his cell, Eagleburger bites into a juicy hamburger, the meat is an obvious Eagle. His priest is with him. PRIEST What are you eating? EAGLEBURGER Bald Eagle burger. My last meal. PRIEST Gross.

Moonshine

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Eagleburger Emblem

Eagleburger Sticker

“Vote for me, and all your wildest dreams will come true.”

Sagan on Eagleburger

"In order to create the universe, you must first read Eagleburger."

Balzac Loses It!

"Isn’t it true, that you and Eagleburger were celibate, waiting for marriage, and so it made you insanely upset and bitter when you found out in the papers that he was breeding with prisoners and giant space worms underneath Area 51? Is not this the real reason you broke up with him?"

Cover #2

JFK Violator

Fear and Loathing on the campaign trail...

JFK Approves

Here’s part one in the sticker onslaught. Print it out and post it in your nearest urinal. And remember, you’re doing what JFK wants you to!

Chapter 2, pg. 18, Panel 3

"Ancient dead, free, and accepted Masons cut me in half."

Chapter 2, Pg.30, Panel 1

"Sir, they're heading straight for us!"

Chapter 3, Page 12

Page 12

Panel 1: EAGLEBUGER and DEEP THROAT back to back.
 

EAGLEBUGER: Hey Deep, where are our guns?

DEEP THROAT: Aw *&%$.'


EAGLEBUGER: Back at the plane?

DEEP THROAT: Back at the plane.



Panel 2: Looking at EAGLEBURGER's face, down the hall we can see NAZI NESSIE.

EAGLEBUGER: Friends of yours? 


DEEP THROAT: Failed Majestic agents. Balzac must've scraped them off the floor.

Panel 3: Looking at DEEP THROAT's face, down the hall we can see RABBI YETI.


DEEP THROAT: On the count of three, run.


EAGLEBUGER: Which way? 


DEEP THROAT: Away from me, we'll confuse them.


EAGLEBUGER: Ready.


DEEP THROAT: One

Panel 4: Side-view. RABBI YETI and NAZI NESSIE are now an arm's-length away from
 DEEP THROAT and EAGLEBUGER.


NAZI NESSIE: Good to see you again, Herr Deep Throat
. 

DEEP THROAT (whispering): Two


RABBI YETI: You'll both be coming with us now, if you would be so kind as 
to put your hands on your heads.



Panel 5: Shadows of all four in front of an explosion. NAZI NESSIE and
 RABBI YETI knocked away.


DEEP THROAT: Three
!

Chapter 2, Page 26

Love Your Space Worms

Eagleburger holds his three babies tight. Queen Worm lays exhausted behind them.

EAGLEBURGER: I have named them Bella, Alera, and uh, Number Three.

QUEEN WORM: Do not get too attached to our children. Baby Space Worms are unstable. One time jump is all each of them get before they explode. I have given each of our babies a suicide mission.

Chapter 2, Page 10

A raw scan, but a nice little hint of what's to come...

Chasing Assassins

In Chapter 3 of Eagleburger, Dale and Deep Throat get chased through a classified Maya-Aztec (Mayztec) Pyramid by these two guys. Bitter enemies or the ultimate buddy cops? You gotta read to find out.

JFK

Perhaps one of the most horrifying images of JFK ever produced. Just look into those eyes. Can you feel it?

The Real Rita...

(From Eagleburger Chapter 2, pg. 9- script by Rudy Dean)
Panel one
At the bottom of the hole is the real Rita. She is in chains, she is dirty, She is beautiful.
RITA: Kiss me.

Rabbi Yeti

(From Eagleburger Chapter 3, pg. 20- script by Jef Stout)
RABBI YETI: Boss, I have a visual.

Queen Worm

(From Eagleburger Chapter 2, pg. 15- script by Rudy Dean)

QUEEN WORM: Here’s the Deal, man. If you promise to unchain me when you return, I will make you three worm hole babies. I will program them with directions to events you need to see to know everything you need to know to destroy Area 51. But you must use the third wormhole to return to me, or you’ll be trapped backward in time.

EAGLEBURGER: That seems fair. I promise.

Eagleburger 2: Page 7: Anatomy of a Splash Page

Say it with us now: "Oh we Love the Old One! Oh we Love the Old One! Oh we Love the Old One!"

Eagleburger Action Music

For some reason, when I hear this, all of these scenes of Eagleburger fighting demon aliens and getting chased through classified pyramids enter my head...

Submission Accomplished!

Carl Sagan Approves

Carl Sagan read the first issue of Eagleburger and got so excited he made this song. Nice one Mr. Sagan!

Eagleburger: Cover #1

The Reviews are in...

"Eagleburger. It's like Fear and Loathing meets the X-Files."---Savage Henry

Eagleburger Colorized

More playing with colors. The last step will be adding all of the speech bubbles. Uncle Sam scares me.

Eagleburger: Getting the submission ready...

I think this page is getting there… So now we’re at that point where we keep tweaking the first 5 pages and the cover in order to send it on to the army of publishers. That way I can be drawing the rest of the book while we wait for all of those rejection letters. Good times!