CAPTURING BIGFOOT METHOD 1

I only watch it for the car wrecks.

Do you want to capture Bigfoot but are kind of on the lazy side? No problem. A very easy way to catch Bigfoot is to set up a small television playing NASCAR races. Once Bigfoot is mesmerized by fast cars driving around in circles, you have a nice steady target to shoot with a tranquilizer dart. It's very important, though, that you do not get curious and try a little tranquilizer on yourself.