World Ends Tonight Bitches #2

Mr. Eagleburger Goes to Court

JFK Headwound

In part 4 of Eagleburger JFK takes the witness stand and...well...this happens.

Bald Eagle Burger

(From #4- script by Rudy Dean.) In his cell, Eagleburger bites into a juicy hamburger, the meat is an obvious Eagle. His priest is with him. PRIEST What are you eating? EAGLEBURGER Bald Eagle burger. My last meal. PRIEST Gross.

Balzac Loses It!

"Isn’t it true, that you and Eagleburger were celibate, waiting for marriage, and so it made you insanely upset and bitter when you found out in the papers that he was breeding with prisoners and giant space worms underneath Area 51? Is not this the real reason you broke up with him?"