Color test

Listen all y'all this is just a test

Faceoff

This is from Chapter 3, page 11...

Mr. Eagleburger Goes to Court

Eagleburger Theme Music

Handler

(From Chapter 2- Page 20) “Congratulations, son. Yer now an agent of Majestic 12. Your codename is Deep Throat.” -Handler (Oppenheimer)

Deep Throat to the Rescue!

JFK Headwound

In part 4 of Eagleburger JFK takes the witness stand and...well...this happens.

Bald Eagle Burger

(From #4- script by Rudy Dean.) In his cell, Eagleburger bites into a juicy hamburger, the meat is an obvious Eagle. His priest is with him. PRIEST What are you eating? EAGLEBURGER Bald Eagle burger. My last meal. PRIEST Gross.

Moonshine

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Eagleburger Emblem

Eagleburger Sticker

“Vote for me, and all your wildest dreams will come true.”

Sagan on Eagleburger

"In order to create the universe, you must first read Eagleburger."

Balzac Loses It!

"Isn’t it true, that you and Eagleburger were celibate, waiting for marriage, and so it made you insanely upset and bitter when you found out in the papers that he was breeding with prisoners and giant space worms underneath Area 51? Is not this the real reason you broke up with him?"