Cover #2

JFK Violator

Fear and Loathing on the campaign trail...

JFK Approves

Here’s part one in the sticker onslaught. Print it out and post it in your nearest urinal. And remember, you’re doing what JFK wants you to!

Chapter 2, pg. 18, Panel 3

"Ancient dead, free, and accepted Masons cut me in half."

Chapter 2, Pg.30, Panel 1

"Sir, they're heading straight for us!"

Chapter 3, Page 12

Page 12

Panel 1: EAGLEBUGER and DEEP THROAT back to back.
 

EAGLEBUGER: Hey Deep, where are our guns?

DEEP THROAT: Aw *&%$.'


EAGLEBUGER: Back at the plane?

DEEP THROAT: Back at the plane.



Panel 2: Looking at EAGLEBURGER's face, down the hall we can see NAZI NESSIE.

EAGLEBUGER: Friends of yours? 


DEEP THROAT: Failed Majestic agents. Balzac must've scraped them off the floor.

Panel 3: Looking at DEEP THROAT's face, down the hall we can see RABBI YETI.


DEEP THROAT: On the count of three, run.


EAGLEBUGER: Which way? 


DEEP THROAT: Away from me, we'll confuse them.


EAGLEBUGER: Ready.


DEEP THROAT: One

Panel 4: Side-view. RABBI YETI and NAZI NESSIE are now an arm's-length away from
 DEEP THROAT and EAGLEBUGER.


NAZI NESSIE: Good to see you again, Herr Deep Throat
. 

DEEP THROAT (whispering): Two


RABBI YETI: You'll both be coming with us now, if you would be so kind as 
to put your hands on your heads.



Panel 5: Shadows of all four in front of an explosion. NAZI NESSIE and
 RABBI YETI knocked away.


DEEP THROAT: Three
!

Chapter 2, Page 26

Love Your Space Worms

Eagleburger holds his three babies tight. Queen Worm lays exhausted behind them.

EAGLEBURGER: I have named them Bella, Alera, and uh, Number Three.

QUEEN WORM: Do not get too attached to our children. Baby Space Worms are unstable. One time jump is all each of them get before they explode. I have given each of our babies a suicide mission.

Chapter 2, Page 10

A raw scan, but a nice little hint of what's to come...

Chasing Assassins

In Chapter 3 of Eagleburger, Dale and Deep Throat get chased through a classified Maya-Aztec (Mayztec) Pyramid by these two guys. Bitter enemies or the ultimate buddy cops? You gotta read to find out.

JFK

Perhaps one of the most horrifying images of JFK ever produced. Just look into those eyes. Can you feel it?

The Real Rita...

(From Eagleburger Chapter 2, pg. 9- script by Rudy Dean)
Panel one
At the bottom of the hole is the real Rita. She is in chains, she is dirty, She is beautiful.
RITA: Kiss me.

Rabbi Yeti

(From Eagleburger Chapter 3, pg. 20- script by Jef Stout)
RABBI YETI: Boss, I have a visual.

Queen Worm

(From Eagleburger Chapter 2, pg. 15- script by Rudy Dean)

QUEEN WORM: Here’s the Deal, man. If you promise to unchain me when you return, I will make you three worm hole babies. I will program them with directions to events you need to see to know everything you need to know to destroy Area 51. But you must use the third wormhole to return to me, or you’ll be trapped backward in time.

EAGLEBURGER: That seems fair. I promise.

Eagleburger 2: Page 7: Anatomy of a Splash Page

Say it with us now: "Oh we Love the Old One! Oh we Love the Old One! Oh we Love the Old One!"

Eagleburger Action Music

For some reason, when I hear this, all of these scenes of Eagleburger fighting demon aliens and getting chased through classified pyramids enter my head...

Submission Accomplished!

Carl Sagan Approves

Carl Sagan read the first issue of Eagleburger and got so excited he made this song. Nice one Mr. Sagan!